DARCUS – MISFIT EDITION (Approx 3" Tall)

“Some of these came out a little… weird.
We decided to keep them anyway.
Honestly? They might be better.”

DARCUS™ – MISFIT EDITION
Not perfect. Not sorry.

Some Darcus come out near perfect.
These… built a little extra character along the way.

Tiny cosmetic marks (usually under the chin), zero impact on function, 100% same chaotic energy.

👀 What’s the deal?
3” tall

Same shape, same vibe

Minor print imperfections (mostly underneath chin)

Still stands proud. Still stares into your soul.

🧠 Why you might actually want this one
Let’s be real—nobody’s flipping these over to inspect them.

They sit on your:

desk

dash

shelf

And do exactly what they’re supposed to do:

make people laugh and question your life choices

😂 The truth
These didn’t fail…
they just didn’t follow instructions.

📦 Pick your chaos
Single Misfit – adopt one

Misfit Pair – they travel better together

Full Squad – things get weird fast

⚠️ The only catch
Every one is slightly different.
You’re not getting perfection—
you’re getting personality.

🟢 Bottom line
If you want near perfection, grab the standard Darcus.

If you want one with a little edge…

Misfits hit different.