🚽 Marcus “Obliterate Your Toilet” – 4” Desk Figure 🚽
Small. Unhinged. Dangerous.
Marcus has one goal… …and your toilet doesn’t stand a chance.
Sitting proudly on his throne, this custom 3D printed piece features a detailed toilet base engraved with:
“I AM GOING TO OBLITERATE YOUR TOILET”
At just 4 inches tall, it’s the perfect amount of chaos for any desk, shelf, or gaming setup.
💥 Why This One Hits
😂 Instant laugh – people get it immediately
📏 Perfect 4” size – doesn’t take up space but still stands out
🎮 VRChat / meme collectible vibe
🎁 Easy gift item – funny, weird, memorable
🧱 Build Details
3D printed toilet and base with text
Separate Marcus figure
Solid base, sits flat and stable
📏 Size
~4 inches tall (assembled)
Compact footprint – ideal for desks, shelves, setups
⚙️ Options
White base (as shown)
Glow-in-the-dark or Metallic base (+4)
Custom base text (+$5)
⚠️ Warning
May cause:
coworkers asking questions
people touching your stuff
uncontrollable laughing
🔥 Price:
$15 each
2 for $25
3 for $33
🔥 Options:
Glow-in-the-dark or Metallic base (+$4)
Custom text (+$5)
*** Note:
This is the same sitting Ledge-Sitting Desk Buddy Marcus, I just made a Toilet for him to sit upon. If you've purchased one or more Ledge-Sitting Marcus's from me and are Interested in the toilets, I will ship the same amount of Toilets to you for cost of shipping. Just send me a note.
