{"product_id":"what-the-duck","title":"Darcus 🪱🦆 (Approx 3\" Tall)","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eYou didn’t ask for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eNobody needed it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eAnd yet… here it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e💥 What even is it?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eA cursed fusion of everyone’s favorite chaotic worm and… a duck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSmooth. Chunky. Slightly unsettling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSomehow adorable. Definitely judging you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e🔥 Why you need it:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eInstantly upgrades your setup from normal → what is THAT thing?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePerfect for desks, shelves… or riding shotgun on your dash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eElite gift for Jeepers, gamers, meme lords, and people with questionable taste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e100% guaranteed to get reactions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e🦆 Bonus: Jeep Approved (kinda)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eYou know how Jeep owners leave ducks on each other’s rides?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eYeah… imagine someone walking up and seeing this instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eNot your average duck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eNot even close.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis is the one that makes people stop and go:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e“Yo… where did you get that?”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e🧱 Built for real life:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSolid, durable 3D print (no flimsy nonsense)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSmooth, clean finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eStands proudly wherever you put it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e😐 Vibe check:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIs it a duck?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIs it Marcus?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIs it judging your life choices?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eYes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e⚠️ Warning:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eSide effects may include:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eRandom laughing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eStrangers asking questions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eJeep owners doing a double take\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eMild existential confusion\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eCall it:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eDarcus \u0026lt;~~Daughter dubbed, haha\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eDuckus\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eMarducky\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eMarky\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eDumarcus\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eOr whatever you want..\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eGet yours today.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBecause normal ducks are boring. 🪱🦆\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ZION FAB","offers":[{"title":"High Quality","offer_id":44154754990140,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/zionfab.com\/products\/what-the-duck","provider":"ZION FAB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}