{"product_id":"untitled-mar21_08-19","title":"Marcus Cell Phone Holder","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📱 Meet Marcus, Your Phone’s Biggest Hater.\u003cbr\u003e💬 “Robert… I don’t like that phone.\u003cbr\u003eIt’s pissing me off.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYeah.\u003cbr\u003eMarcus said it so you don’t have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e😈 Why Marcus Hits Different\u003cbr\u003e📉 Battery at 2%?\u003cbr\u003eMarcus already hates your phone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📡 No signal?\u003cbr\u003eMarcus is judging your life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📲 App crashing again?\u003cbr\u003eMarcus is ready to throw hands.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💀 This Ain’t Your Grandma’s Phone Stand\u003cbr\u003e• Holds your phone like it owes him money.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Stares it down with pure disappointment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Keeps your screen up while your patience goes down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧠 The Vibe\u003cbr\u003eMarcus is:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• That friend with zero filter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Your internal thoughts… out loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 100% done with your phone’s nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🖨️ Built Tough (Unlike Your Patience)\u003cbr\u003e• Solid 3D printed design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Stable, balanced, no wobble.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Fits most phones (even the ones causing problems).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Perfect Gift For:\u003cbr\u003e• People who rage at their phone daily.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Gamers mid-lag spike.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Coworkers who say “this stupid thing” 47 times a day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Anyone who’s this close to launching their phone across the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚨 Warning:\u003cbr\u003eMay cause:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Laughing at your desk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Coworkers asking “where did you get that?”.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Emotional support attachment to Marcus.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔥 Hold your phone.. Judge it harder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour phone works.. Marcus doesn’t care!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e* The Cell Phone Marcus is pictured holding is a Moto G Stylus 5G with case dimensions or approximately 6 3\/4\" tall, 3 5\/16\" wide and 10\/16\" thick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSlightly larger phones would lay slightly higher on chest while slightly smaller phones would lay a little lower on chest but shouldn't press against sign.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e** Print time is just over 5hrs each so please be patient and check back soon if out of stock.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ZION FAB","offers":[{"title":"I don't like that phone.","offer_id":44134392496188,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"It's pissing me off!","offer_id":44134392528956,"sku":null,"price":17.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0700\/9363\/5644\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_136d8edd-9539-4a73-9736-787c6cc1c904.jpg?v=1774100171","url":"https:\/\/zionfab.com\/products\/untitled-mar21_08-19","provider":"ZION FAB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}