{"product_id":"darcus-misfit-edition-approx-3-tall","title":"DARCUS – MISFIT EDITION (Approx 3\" Tall)","description":"\u003cp\u003e“Some of these came out a little… weird.\u003cbr\u003eWe decided to keep them anyway.\u003cbr\u003eHonestly? They might be better.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDARCUS™ – MISFIT EDITION\u003cbr\u003eNot perfect. Not sorry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome Darcus come out near perfect.\u003cbr\u003eThese… built a little extra character along the way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTiny cosmetic marks (usually under the chin), zero impact on function, 100% same chaotic energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e👀 What’s the deal?\u003cbr\u003e3” tall\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSame shape, same vibe\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMinor print imperfections (mostly underneath chin)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStill stands proud. Still stares into your soul.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧠 Why you might actually want this one\u003cbr\u003eLet’s be real—nobody’s flipping these over to inspect them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey sit on your:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003edesk\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003edash\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eshelf\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd do exactly what they’re supposed to do:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003emake people laugh and question your life choices\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e😂 The truth\u003cbr\u003eThese didn’t fail…\u003cbr\u003ethey just didn’t follow instructions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 Pick your chaos\u003cbr\u003eSingle Misfit – adopt one\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMisfit Pair – they travel better together\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFull Squad – things get weird fast\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ The only catch\u003cbr\u003eEvery one is slightly different.\u003cbr\u003eYou’re not getting perfection—\u003cbr\u003eyou’re getting personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🟢 Bottom line\u003cbr\u003eIf you want near perfection, grab the standard Darcus.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you want one with a little edge…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMisfits hit different.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ZION FAB","offers":[{"title":"Single Misfit","offer_id":44164811423804,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Double Trouble","offer_id":44164811456572,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Full Chaos Pack (3)","offer_id":44164811489340,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0700\/9363\/5644\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_f5a9aeac-2aa2-4ee3-be27-939888a3b719.jpg?v=1775136345","url":"https:\/\/zionfab.com\/products\/darcus-misfit-edition-approx-3-tall","provider":"ZION FAB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}